Broiled Disk

The hard disk in your computer is another huge area of frustration. Disk crashes, automatic erasures of important information, all of this is caused by your hard drive. We have created some wonderful ways of using your rage to creatively take revenge on your hard disk.

Has your hard disk eaten your data? Get revenge! Eat your hard disk!

This technique has been devised as a way to not only take your rage out on the hard disk, but can also be a delicious meal.
The recipe is as follows:

1 hard disk, 1 gig or larger
1/2 c Shallots, chopped
1/2 c Mushrooms, chopped
1 ea Lemon
1 c Tomatoes, chopped, peeled
1 t Chives, chopped
1 t Parsley, chopped
1 T Butter
2 c Wine, dry white
2 ea Egg yolks
1 c Cream sauce

Fillet and skin the hard disk. Cook it in wine in a hot oven in the juice of a lemon and the Tbsp of butter for 15 minutes. Reduce the cooking liquid by boiling, then add the chopped tomatoes and cook the works until done. Finally, add 1 C cream sauce, chopped parsley, chopped chives, and the yolks of two eggs. Cook, stirring until thick and creamy. Pour over the disk and serve.