Hard disk on the half shell

Another fabulous way of taking revenge on your hard disk, is to bake it on the half shell. First, you will need to use a blunt instrument to remove the case or "shell". We recommend smashing the the hard disk case until it pops open and the inside parts of the disk, or "meat" are can be obtained. Then, simply use this recipe to cook your hard disk. Viola! No more hard disk problems.

One prepared hard disk
1/2 c butter (1 stick)
Salt (to taste)
Pepper (to taste)
Lemon juice (to taste)

Season disk with salt, pepper and lemon juice; rub with butter. Wrap in foil; bake at 325 degrees for 45 minutes. Remove foil; add more butter and brown.