Extreme Key Press

The Extreme Key press is a simple, yet effective, way to get rid of computer rage and to express this rage to the computer. The extreme key press is also useful to unstick a sticky or malfunctioning key.

The best way to do this Extreme Key Press is to first find a large hammer. We recommend a large hammer with a good grip, so that it doesnt slip from your hands and harm anything besides the computer. Take the hammer, raise it over your head and bring it down on the offending key. Try to hit just that specific key, and watch as it fractures into many pieces. Or at the very least gets unstuck.