Keyboard Splitting

Key board splitting is possibly the most hardcore form of rage against the key board. This should only be done by very experienced users, and ones who have reached the last straw in their keyboard aggression. It is very important to wear safety goggles when attempting this.

Only one tool is needed to carry out this aggression. That tool is an axe. Make sure you are outside when doing this. Take the axe, raise it above your head and bring it down on the offending keyboard. Repeat this over and over and over.

Click on the image for a demonstration in Quicktime (5.1 megs).

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