Tom Miller

He's a man on a mission.  What, he does not know.  What he does know is that it will involve something.  Something at least marginally important.
 

So I am confronted by this question:
"What does one put on their Web page?"
I have looked around the World Wide Web
and have seen the answer to
this question:  People put really stupid,
waste-of-time things into their web pages.
"Why do they do this?", "Who cares?", or
"What time is it?" are all questions
that you might ask me based on the
above presumptions.  My answer to all
three is "I really don't know."
What amazes me is that people
spend hours and hours of their time
doing meaningless tasks (for example,
putting strawberry Pop-Tarts in a
toaster until they BURST INTO FLAMES
or
building a cannon that shoots
a twenty pound pumpkin ONE THOUSAND YARDS).
What truly amazes
me to no end is that people then spend hours
of their time PUBLISHING THEIR
EXPLOITS ON THE WEB.
That established, here is my
University of Maryland Bathroom Page.

More wastes of time:

My resume.



 

Another quality waste of time is my favorite annual event - The Peep Off.

Find details on the official Peep Home Page or skip directly to the results - showing me as two-year champion.

I am




King of all Peeps!



 








Finally, here are pictures of me and stories of my college and pre-college existence (updated as the statutes of limitations run out).